• saltesc@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    I just openly talk to my brain like it’s its own entity.

    Draws blank on the name of a friend we’ve known for years “Fuck you, brain! What the fuck?”

    Solves ultra complex problem with insane creativity and efficiency “Good job, Brain. That was some genuine genius shit.”

    It’s like every situation, IQ is based on a rand function between 70 and 150.