silence7@slrpnk.net to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 months agoJ.D. Vance Has a Burnt Monkey Testicle Problemwww.rollingstone.comexternal-linkmessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up1278arrow-down18file-textcross-posted to: politics[email protected]
arrow-up1270arrow-down1external-linkJ.D. Vance Has a Burnt Monkey Testicle Problemwww.rollingstone.comsilence7@slrpnk.net to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 months agomessage-square63fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: politics[email protected]
minus-squareCoelacanth@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up86·4 months agoProbably rug burn from the couch cushions.
minus-squaresilence7@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up62·edit-24 months agoSadly, this one involves burning the testicles of actual living monkeys, and not merely engaging in private pleasures
minus-squarecitrusface@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·4 months agoJD Couch Fucker Vance is coming for that cushion.
minus-squareGiuseppeAndTheYeti@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoI love the memes that this rumor has brought about, but i think for integrity’s sake we should make sure people know that we haven’t verifiably found it to be true. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-hillbilly-elegy-first-edition-couch-erotica/ I do however think its a pretty safe assumption.
Probably rug burn from the couch cushions.
Sadly, this one involves burning the testicles of actual living monkeys, and not merely engaging in private pleasures
JD Couch Fucker Vance is coming for that cushion.
I love the memes that this rumor has brought about, but i think for integrity’s sake we should make sure people know that we haven’t verifiably found it to be true. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-hillbilly-elegy-first-edition-couch-erotica/
I do however think its a pretty safe assumption.