• the post of tom joad
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    5 months ago

    I want a bidet so badly for my paperey, shitty American butthole you don’t even know. I should start a gofundme

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      5 months ago

      even the $20 ones online work for getting your ass wet. Heck, if you don’t have enough fiber in your diet like me, the cheap ones that spray harder are better!

      Only takes a couple weeks to get used to cold water, too. There is A LOT of heat in an asshole, so it’s more refreshing than chilly after you’re used to it.