• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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        5 months ago

        That will be $25 in postage, $30 in shipping and handling, $35 for insurance, and $15 cause we can fucking charge whatever you we want.

        Thank you for mailing with us with your prized possessions.

        • Omgpwnies@lemmy.world
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          5 months ago

          Don’t forget the $10 “convenience fee” because you didn’t talk to an actual human employee, thus saving the company money, so you have to pay more for that convenience