• DominusOfMegadeus
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    3 months ago

    In a surprise ruling on a case no one knew existed, the Supreme Court has ruled that the ACLU is unconstitutional and must be disbanded immediately.

    • Em Adespoton@lemmy.ca
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      3 months ago

      That’s not their style.

      In a surprise twist, the Supreme Court finds that all amendments after the second to the constitution are unconstitutional, thereby making all non-religious nonprofit organizations (and a billion other things) unconstitutional.