14 hours later, she gave up?? Points for perseverance, I s’pose.
Her shit is totally wrecked and doesn’t function anymore without a jackhammer. Except like everything on the internet, it isn’t real.
Women aren’t even real. They only exist on the internet.
Agree never seen a real woman
My fingering is better on an acoustic pussy than an electric guitar. Just sayin’ 🤷🏻♂️
Acoustic Pussy is gonna be the name of my next band…
Playing cuntry on the clitar
the imagery is…something
DAE kinda prefer manual? IDK, it just makes me feel more connected with my genitals.
Yeah but I have this microbullet I get addicted to as well. Both are good but there is something cozy about acoustic pussy.
I’ve definitely interacted with some genitals that needed a manual
I appreciate her openness, but it’s a confusing report to me. I’m wondering the intent/purpose of sharing that info because this seems like one of those things that I would likely misunderstand, then repeat and get into trouble fordoing so. What would likely be the point of the post? Relate with others, seek validation for her appearance, be funny, or something else?
I thought it was funny
If you’re open about your own sexuality, this is just a funny story. They share a fun fact about a common experience, the idea being that a majority of the audience is familiar with masturbation and can therefore relate to the frustration of not achieving the experience they initially envisioned.
Coming up with the pun of acoustic pussy is just a witty remark they deemed clever enough to add it to the story.
I think women should share more stuff like this. Men on the internet have entire second languages for every part of their lived experience- I’d love if we could have the same openness about what women are dealing with.
Like when Bachelor Frog was huge, then Bachelorette Frog happened.
Be ratchet.
