• ssm@lemmy.sdf.org
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    5 months ago

    One must consider carrying around a back-mounted woodchipper at all times for this exact reason, and others.

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      5 months ago

      I mean, I’m glad you are thinking of being prepared, but ‘accidentally’ kicking over the sign would have 80% of the desired effect and 50lbs less weight on your back.