NEW YORK—In what experts are calling an economic downturn that could deliver shocks to markets for months to come, stocks plunged Monday as traders realized it was the beginning of the week and that they had to go to work. “Today, the Dow Jones industrial average sunk over 900 points after investors across the nation…
    • rockSlayer@lemmy.worldEnglish
      31·
      3 months ago

      Excuse you, if it doesn’t come from the gambling region of France, it’s called sparkling debt.

      • NegativeInf@lemmy.worldEnglish
        4·
        3 months ago

        Ah, the bouquet of sparkling debt—a true delight for the discerning gambler. With bubbles of inflated valuations and a nose of speculative frenzy, it offers thrilling notes of fleeting euphoria and a bold finish that can leave you exhilarated or bankrupt. Remember, only the finest bubbles from structured finance deserve the name. Enjoy responsibly!