thats why batman fights crime at night
Still gotta watch out for the moon tan.
He wears black makeup around his eyes tho, so it would only be his chin that was tan.
If Batman uses eye makeup with a good Moon Protection Factor (MPF) he would use moonscreen on his chin too.
He’s not a vampire, just a bat man.
Pfft, like a billionaire playboy moisturizes his face with any lotion not containing any SPF factor.
He believes in taking care of himself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if his face is a little puffy he’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. He can do 1000 now. After he removes the ice pack he uses a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower he uses a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then he applies an herb-mint facial mask which he leaves on for 10 minutes while he prepares the rest of his routine. He always uses an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Then after spending two hours on his morning routine he shows up to the office, browses Twitter all day, and leaves early for a “business dinner”. Then he claims that he works sixteen hour days.
This guy billionaires.
Just the average day in the 80s stock market
Imagine if the criminals started throwing around dye bags so that Bruce Wayne would have to live at home lmao.
“Sorry, I can’t come to the rich person party. I’ve got the flu. Can’t leave my mansion.”
“Again? That’s the 7th time this month Bruce!”
He’s the Bateman.
Yes, he is. High five.
Nothing a little spray tan can’t fix.
