“I could write jokes for 800 years and I’d never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium,” TV writer Zack Bornstein wrote on Twitter.
“Next to a dildo store”
Is this store like… specialized? Or is this just a really weird way to refer to a sex shop
Reference is to this classic tweet
All stores are dildo stores if you’re brave enough.
Really disheartening that I have to peel back a couple layers above to get to the goods here.