There is no Netflix and there is no chill.
There is only being dominated at Scrabble.
Only at Scrabble?
Well I certainly can’t guarantee you’ll be dominated in Risk; that game is random AF.
That’s okay; I’m not generally known for Risk-seeking behavior anyway.
It’s probably my least favourite board game because of this reason. It feels so terribly unbalanced. You often get punished for trying to get other’s players territories (which is, y’know, the objective of the game) due to the low odds of winning a battle. There may be some strategy, but it surely doesn’t feel like it.
Bananagrams
What in the goddamn
Femme (not) Fatale
Ring a Ding Ding baby. The King sends his regards hands you 🌽
There is no Netflix. Sit down, where do you want to place your settlement?
continues happily playing settlers of Catan
But I ain’t a fink, dig?
