[‘sneaks’ a spy balloon into America]

[finds out something any American on the street could and would tell you even if you declared yourself a foreign spy]

I can’t help but feel there are easier ways to find out Montana is a shithole.

The fucking Balon was shot down cause it got close to the ICBM Silos, their general location is public, but the Exact location isn’t. And its supposed to stay like that.

Ooop didn’t post this in noncredibledefense, I’ll keep it up as a saltcatcher for those not getting the joke part of the meme