A former employee of a school district in Illinois has pleaded guilty to stealing $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from the district’s food service.
  • jordanlund@lemmy.world
    202·
    2 months ago

    That is a FUCK TON of chicken wings.

    Alexa tells me the wholesale price of chicken wings is $3.22 a pound and each pound is around 5 wings.

    So $1.5m / $3.22 = 465,838.5 pounds of wings.
    2,329,193 wings.

    What did they charge her with? “Possession with intent to distribute”? LOL.

    • charade_you_areEnglish
      4·
      2 months ago

      Well you know cops, they’re always overestimating the value of chicken wings to make themselves look good.