Everything I know about dinosaur fur I learned from the Tim Meadows sketch on I Think You Should Leave:

Fuck! I should’ve been Barney!

How?

Could’ve been like Barney’s hair. Hey look at me, I’m Barney. Like Barney’s hair.

Barney doesn’t have hair.

Will you shut the fuck up, he’s like a cloth! Cloth is hairs, just little tiny hairs. Even his mouth has little hairs. I mean it’s cloth, cloth is little hairs!