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minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·3 months ago My bike has fallen into a swimming pool while switched on (don’t ask) You’re not the boss of me. What happened?
minus-squareholgersson@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 months agoThe bike felt the battery heating up and wanted to cool down
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 months agoThat’s why I never buy sapient vehicles. That and the whole “is this slavery?” issue.
minus-squareholgersson@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoI want my vehicle to be sapient enough to moan when I whip it
You’re not the boss of me. What happened?
The bike felt the battery heating up and wanted to cool down
That’s why I never buy sapient vehicles. That and the whole “is this slavery?” issue.
I want my vehicle to be sapient enough to moan when I whip it