The candidate told a donut shop employee he was "running for vice president." They responded with "okay."
  • the post of tom joad
    5·
    3 months ago

    Another alternative I’ll never forget, delivered by my BA co-worker before business hours after someone waltzed in:

    RudePerson: "Hi, I’m the owner of the complex across the street, a-

    Joe cool: congratulations! <offers hand>