• @CookieJarObserver
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    1911 months ago

    And here i am having a toilet that automatically cleans my ass with warm water, drys it and plays music…

      • Vincent Adultman
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        511 months ago

        I went to my aunts house in a holiday as a child and was amazed by the water fountain at the bathroom. I drank the water from it.

        • @[email protected]
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          111 months ago

          All 3 of you in that trenchcoat? Or does it still count if only one of you sipped from the forbidden font?

  • @[email protected]
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    1311 months ago

    The best part is that the sponge was a real sea animal that was mudrered and speared on the end of a stick.

  • Fatbuddha
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    611 months ago

    I as an American bidet convert can only say: bro it will change your life.

    They aren’t expensive, they are easy to install, and don’t listen to this warm water propaganda, that cool water (I live in the northern parts so I mean COOL) is refreshing and great.

    Join the revolution of having a clean ass!

    • PugJesusOP
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      711 months ago

      A bowl filled with vinegar and/or saltwater in the middle of the room. If your hand touches someone else’s as you both reach for it, it’s only polite to strike up a conversation as one of you cleans up.

      • LemmyLefty
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        411 months ago

        Ah so it’s not a “you scrub my butthole, I scrub yours” situation?

        That would explain last Thursday…