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Betrayal of the highest order

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Betrayal of the highest order

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Santa Clause can’t be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.
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  I’m pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.
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    Santa Claus is an octopus.
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  So he’s some kinda slime or shape-shifter, huh?

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