Cars have windows that can retract into the door. Do houses have those? Ergo it’s the retractable windows that make it move.

Perhaps it IS the windows that causes motion upon cars, but in the case of houses, it is the electrical sockets that counteract this force and keep them bound to a single locality?

What if houses just lazy?

Well, were they wrong?

Back then they could get away with that shit because they were first. But when I say it they are all like “you’re stupid” “what are you talking about” and “get out of my kitchen”