that cubicle being the last thing you ever see in your life
someone finding you like that because you started decomposing, instead of anyone coming to look for you after 4 days
edit: come to think of it, i want a job where nothing is amiss if i don’t talk to anyone, answer emails, answer phone calls, or otherwise demonstrate my existence for 4 days
imagine:
edit: come to think of it, i want a job where nothing is amiss if i don’t talk to anyone, answer emails, answer phone calls, or otherwise demonstrate my existence for 4 days
Those ghost accounts aren’t going to open themselves. That cube is already staffed.