Half a season, she was a fan because it was TS adjacent. My NFL Fandom spans 4 generations. My grandfather and my father, me and now my son. I’m fortunate enough to be able to afford games. I’m not a Bears fan, but I take my son and dad. I’m a Saints fan, so I have to travel to New Orleans for games. I can’t even fathom the privilege she gets for showing off her half naked body and exploiting her children.

She’s gonna have her little bubble burst when she realizes that her white savior stretch mark bikini warrior shtick doesn’t hold weight in Brazil. Newsflash: women with all body types wear thongs to the beach down there and they didn’t need permission from a suburban nobody to do it. I really hope this trip opens her eyes to what a “third world” country really looks like (resorts in Mexico don’t count) and the IMMENSE privilege she has. I am probably giving her too much credit, though. It’ll turn into “I saw children begging on the street and it really made ME sad” while she cries with her frozen face.