• _stranger_@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Us: Don’t give missiles to Russia.

    Iran: Dafuq? Like we’re even frenemies, who the fuck…bitch you’re feeding that shit to Ukraine like it’s Christmas.

    US: Fuck yeah I am, we’re building a pipeline, trucks are too slow, the WEAPONS must FLOW.

    Now cut that shit out before I ask you twice.

    Iraq: 💢