• Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    hits rock bottom 🪨📉😭
    *adds geologist to resume 🧑‍🔬🔬🪨😁

    *Has meltdown 😡🤯💥
    Adds nuclear physicist to resume ⚛️🧑‍🔬🏭😎

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      2 months ago

      Your resume really stood out to us but we’ve heard some disturbing allegations of misconduct regarding your treatment of rocks we wanted to give you the opportunity to address.

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        we wanted to give you the opportunity to address.

        *Adds landlord to resume 🏘️📈👑😁