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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago

Apple’s Tim Cook to unveil reasons why your current iPhone is already a piece of shit

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Apple’s Tim Cook to unveil reasons why your current iPhone is already a piece of shit

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago

Apple CEO Tim Cook will today unveil a series of reasons why your existing iPhone is now disappointingly obsolete and why you should immediately spend over £1,500 on the new iPhone 16 Pro.

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