• Imgonnatrythis
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      2 months ago

      What are you, a liberal or something? That’s what the third gun is for.

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      2 months ago

      Don’t be silly. If one should get double tapped, you have a progressively smaller gun. For emergencies

      • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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        2 months ago

        Let’s take inspiration from the glory days of piracy and Boondock Saints. Strap guns across every square inch of your body you can, and then line the trenchcoat.