“I can guarantee you anything you want.”

I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways… by force.

Shutup baby, i know it

Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?

Do a flip!

I’m back baby!

Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)

I’ll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!

You know what? Forget X

Bite my shiny metal ass

Just reminded of my true favorite:

Save it for the cross burning, Adolf

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

Me, Bender.

Bender Bender Bender!

Bender Bender Bender!

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

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I’ve got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they’re gone.