cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/13349939
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/13145612
(edit) Would someone please ship some counterfeit money through there and get it confiscated, so the police can then be investigated for spending counterfeit money?
“Hah Timmy, guess your stupid little ass ain’t getting grandmas crisp 20 dollar bill for your birthday this year! Better luck next year you 7 year old sack of shit!” -American cops, probably.
Little Timmy would have probably spent it on drugs anyway. That there’s drug money!
It’s a legal cartel
Remember friends, use the USPS for all your criminal transport needs.
Yeah, there’s a reason they do this with PRIVATE shipment hubs and not USPS hubs.
What do the dogs do with all that money?
Buy Scooby Snacks
…when i was growing up waaay back in the depths of the twentieth century, standard protocol was never to send cash: check, money order, or COD only…in my grandparents’ generation, stamps were also often accepted as legal tender!..
…does anyone even do cash-on-delivery anymore?..i never used it but i feel like i haven’t seen mention in thirty years…
…so anyway, we had an onion on our belt, which was the style at the time, and my point is that not sending cash is nothing new…i guess the idea back then was that sending cash either risked loss/theft or facilitated illicit commerce; i never really figured out which…
…is sending cash any different now?..
Sure, but “sending cash is risky” is different than “if you send cash police will legally steal it.”
…that’s a fair point and civil forfeiture for carrying cash on your person is a thing now, too…
Here’s a startling fact: Roughly 90 percent of the dollar bills in circulation in the U.S. have been shown to contain cocaine residue.
So they just steal 90% of the moneys for no reason, cool cool.
edit No wait i was stupid, they just sniff for cash, not drugs, and just keep 100%
