Where were you all the times I couldn’t eat soup?!
A spork is the perfect utensil.
You don’t need a spoon. It’s in a bowl. You eat the solid bits with chopsticks then pick up the bowl and drink it! It’s not rocket science.
If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for “Look around you”. It’s around on YouTube so go take a look!
I used to fall asleep to that when it was airing on Adult Swim lol
*brain coursens by 3%"
This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.
YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like “this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)” that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.
You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice ‘spooking’.
That’s a foforkrk.
AAAAAAAA!!!
This is what they mean when they say it’s “spooky season”
Chopsticks don’t have any slots, why can’t I have soup with those then?
Ah yes, the scientific process.
For those who don’t know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.
Fuck I can hear her say it too
The spork effect
Remember when the internet was chock-full of useful information? Nowdays you have to search far and wide to find anything that’s beyond common everyday knowledge and also correct.
No
Casual players shouldn’t do fork builds.
Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don’t know anything, do you?
Ah yes, just peel the slots off
Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn’t have those slots?
I think you’re looking for some hoes to fork,
Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.
So now I’m gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!