• aStonedSanta@lemm.ee
    30·
    3 months ago

    In America it’s not surprising to drive while stabbed!

    Can we start doing the Russia jokes but American.

    • Jay@lemmy.caEnglish
      301·
      3 months ago

      In Democratic America school finishes you.

      • pkmkdz
        161·
        3 months ago

        In Capitalists America the ambulance service rides you

        In Capitalists America you aid the health care

        • BreadOven@lemmy.world
          2·
          3 months ago

          Maybe not so much the last one? I’d say in other countries with free healthcare “we” would aid health care through taxes. I get your joke though haha.

          Do people in the states pay taxes to health care?