They could’ve gone with the “Ugh, I’m bored with whatever this event is (where am I, again? Sweden? Sri Lanka? Same thing, really.)”, but knew that kind of photo doesn’t bleed, so they went with, “THE GERBILS AND MICE ARE EATING THE BOSNIANS! THE SAVAGE DEMOCRATS ARE MAKING THE GERBILS AND MICE EAT THE GODDAMNED BOSNIANS!” instead, because if it bleeds, it leads.
They could’ve gone with the “Ugh, I’m bored with whatever this event is (where am I, again? Sweden? Sri Lanka? Same thing, really.)”, but knew that kind of photo doesn’t bleed, so they went with, “THE GERBILS AND MICE ARE EATING THE BOSNIANS! THE SAVAGE DEMOCRATS ARE MAKING THE GERBILS AND MICE EAT THE GODDAMNED BOSNIANS!” instead, because if it bleeds, it leads.