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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 9 months ago

Anon tries to impress a girl

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 9 months ago
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  • BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Straight and real. Anon didn’t get laid.

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      9 months ago

      How did you think the goldfish got pregnant

      • Klear@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        It does sound fishy…

      • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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        9 months ago

        Feeding the geese(fish)

  • superkret@feddit.org
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    Doesn’t matter, have fish.

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      8 months ago

      3 years is an absurd commitment to any bit which isn’t rewarding, and quite a few that are. Most who can afford this stuff tend to be more fickle(or suck at it … hi). I think you’re right.

  • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Goldfish pregnancy

    I don’t think this is how fish work

    • The Octonaut@mander.xyz
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      Well the more appropriate term is “gravid”.

      Although there are many species of fish that give live birth and therefore are usually described as pregnant.

  • Avieshek@lemmy.world
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    That’s ain’t green, that’s gold 🥁

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