• Dasnap@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Valve is just one shite CEO away from going from PC’s blessing to its curse.

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      3 months ago

      I choose to believe that Gabe’s will bequeaths Steam to a cohort of independent non-profits and co-ops which will each be charged with attempting to continue to elevate gamers and gaming according to Gabe’s 1,200 page manifesto.

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        3 months ago

        GabeN will name twelve disciples who will spread His word and continue His work.

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          3 months ago

          They’ll strap him to a chair and sacrifice 1000 2fort snipers a day to keep him alive.

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          3 months ago

          At twelve disciples, that means he can give each pair one of his mega yatchs. I’m sure with a third of all gaming profit coming their way, the twelve of them will be able to afford the 100 million per year it costs to maintain the fleet worth around 1 billion.

          He’s not Jesus, he is just a piece of shit billionaire like the rest.

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      3 months ago

      If you think about the fact that he’s taking enough profit from every sales to pay his employees more than the industry average and to be a multi billionaire while his clients can barely afford a house or can’t afford one at all then the current CEO is already shit…

      Fuck all billionaires.