• stringere
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      2 months ago

      Y’know just the other day I was at the shop and some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me.

      Does that make me emperor?

      More questions: what if it was a dagger, falchion, or machete? Does the type of sword dictate the office to which one is elevated? Is it affected by who does the giving? Bint vs tart? And how much of a factor does the type of body of water play?