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  • Sentient Loom
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    1 year ago

    It’s illegal to force people to use windows. Call the police.

    • myrrh@iusearchlinux.fyiOPM
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      1 year ago

      Did that but when they took me to the police station for questioning, all the police officers were forced to use Windows too! I knew I couldn’t trust them so I simply did a vim icanttrustthepolice.py, typed import escape_from_police_department as according_to_all_known_laws_of_aviation # gotta avoid suspicion, and now I plan to run this python file to get me out of here. Unfortunately, I need to figure out how to exit Vim…

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      1 year ago

      not sure what ricing is

      You bury your device in rice because using it makes it hot. It sweats a lot and wet is bad. It has to be uncooked because otherwise it would have too much calories and battery gets bloated.