• Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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      If I’m remembering right it was:

      PILOT: Headset volume is unbelievably loud.
      MECHANIC: Headset volume has been set to a more believable level.

      A few more I remember from way back when:

      PILOT: Mouse found in cockpit.
      MECHANIC: Cat installed.

      PILOT: Something loose in cockpit
      Mechanic: Something tightened in cockpit

      PILOT: Friction locks cause throttle to stick.
      MECHANIC: Good, they’re supposed to.

      (How did you get a new line without a blank line between them??? Formatting shouldn’t be this hard.)

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        PILOT: dead bugs on windshield.
        MECHANIC: live bugs on back order.

        PILOT: suspect crack in windshield.
        MECHANIC: suspect you’re right.

        PILOT: number 3 engine missing.
        MECHANIC: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

        On another note, I found a version closer to The Source:
        right here

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        Also, with regards to formatting, a manual line end, without the blank line in between, like a HTML tag <br />, is achieved by having two spaces just before the line break.
        Like this.