• ThrowawayPermanente
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    2 months ago

    Nurse, this man neds 50cc’s of swagger, stat! And go make me a sandwich, because I’ll turn gay if I go into the staff kitchen.

    • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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      2 months ago

      Fuck, he’s crashing! Tell respiratory to prepare a cigar smoke nebulizer. Set up a tren drip! Nurse, I ordered that casual misogyny an hour ago, where is it?!

      • Thassodar@lemm.ee
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        2 months ago

        Nurse, I ordered that casual misogyny an hour ago, where is it did one of you females mess up the order again?!

        FTFY

        • ettyblatant@lemmy.world
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          2 months ago

          I’m so sorry, sir! All I found in the women’s cabinet was blatant misogyny, all of the casual emergency/accidental misogynies are a week late because I am ON MY PERIOD!!