• ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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    2 months ago

    My main takeaway is cults and alcohol abuse makes you look young.

    But having a loving fulfilling life makes you oh so fuckable. 🤤

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      2 months ago

      Nah, money makes you look young, but it also seems to turn a lot of people into real assholes. Tbh, though, I think people are mistaking handsome for youthful - I don’t really think either of them look any younger in the face than Walz, it’s just the hair.

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      2 months ago

      The average cultist in d&d has more health and stats than regular commoners

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      2 months ago

      Having enough money for regular treatments, enhancements and top quality plastic surgeons.