Billionaires and big businesses often do bipartisan bribes donations to make sure the laws enacted or struck down are in favor.

Even if they didn’t do it directly, they’re going to do the whole shell game so noone knows it’s them. Not to mention going through a lawyer to pay your bribes to all manner of people like porn stars and other people you’ve raped, wronged or who just have dirt on you.

In a world of superpacs political donations are coming from big donors way above and beyond legal campaign bribe donation limits.