I’m glad you asked.

Layer, bottom up:

/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ [Shredded Cheese] /\ /\ /\ /\ /\

&&& [Refried Beans & Green Chiles] &&&

|||||||||||||||| [Cream Cheese (Any)] |||||||||||||||||

________Microwave-Safe Plate _________

Microwave until bubbly, top with any extra toppings you like (tomato, olives, green onion, sour cream, avocado, etc!) and dip tortilla chips the fuck into it. hell yeah that’s the best