Little bit of an undersell there. They wanna knock up one of his sisters.

I don’t really blame them, they’re clinging on to what small bit of him they have left. The uhh, “keeping it in the family” part is a bit much though.

tl;dr’s are gods work and while I’m grateful for not having to read this one in particular I’m also very very sad about the headline being what I think it is. Also that the first easy to interpret headline in years is this…