🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 13 hours agoAnon plants a seed of doubtimagemessage-square59fedilinkarrow-up1426arrow-down111
arrow-up1415arrow-down1imageAnon plants a seed of doubt🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 13 hours agomessage-square59fedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41arrow-down2·12 hours agoNext time someone comes up to me and says “Wow! You’re tall! How tall are you?” Imma say I’m 5’9’’ instead of the actual 6’6’’ I am.
minus-squaresaroh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·10 hours agoAnd if they ask you if you play basketball, ask them if they play minifgolf.
minus-squareKowowow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·12 hours agoYa I’m only four feet tall and shrinking fast
Next time someone comes up to me and says “Wow! You’re tall! How tall are you?” Imma say I’m 5’9’’ instead of the actual 6’6’’ I am.
And if they ask you if you play basketball, ask them if they play minifgolf.
or horse racing
Ya I’m only four feet tall and shrinking fast