• imPastaSyndrome@lemm.eeEnglish
    99·
    2 months ago

    cloaca

    I mean didn’t we know this already, though?

    Also Calvin is right

    What if God was a chicken and dinosaurs were his chosen people, and we just happened to get the story right?

    • Kowowow@lemmy.caEnglish
      48·
      2 months ago

      What if messages from god can’t travel faster than the speed of light so we are receiving prophecy meant for long dead and far off civilizations

        • hexabs@lemmy.worldEnglish
          181·
          2 months ago

          Ever paint yourself into a corner of a room?

          Maybe we got one of those special ed gods

          • Trainguyrom@reddthat.comEnglish
            8·
            2 months ago

            Hey now, its his first gig as a god, cut him some slack. Sure, he forgot to add special admin overrides to the physics simulation but he’s doing the best he can to fix the mess he created and bring the project back on track!

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
      14·
      2 months ago

      Explains why worship leaders always devolve into that high pitched bugling-thing they do.