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minus-squareTotalFat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·14 hours agoI’ve recently learned that bears absolutely love cocaine. I’m sure that’s relevant here somehow.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tealinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoThey’re actually clear coats with hollow fur, which means they always have a way to consume said cocaine. They’ve basically evolved to be addicts.
minus-squarefelbane@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 hours agoI thought they had white coats because they take their methamphetamine production lab very seriously.
minus-squareWooki@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-26 hours agoPretty sure they are just rolling around in cocaine all day, hence why they are the most feared of the bears. Constantly off their head
I’ve recently learned that bears absolutely love cocaine. I’m sure that’s relevant here somehow.
Thats why polar bears have white coats
They’re actually clear coats with hollow fur, which means they always have a way to consume said cocaine. They’ve basically evolved to be addicts.
I thought they had white coats because they take their methamphetamine production lab very seriously.
Pretty sure they are just rolling around in cocaine all day, hence why they are the most feared of the bears. Constantly off their head