Guess I’m pressing the button, then. Either I become a billionaire and can do whatever I want, or I become a femboy, make bank with photos, videos, and streams of myself, and use the money to do slightly less of whatever I want.
Nah. I don’t want to be a billionaire, I like my comfortable but constrained life.
Can I press the button until I get both?
If I actually became cartoon style femboy in real life, becoming billionaire wouldn’t be that hard imo.
You’d have to abandon all of your ethical principles, and then you’d face the problem of how to keep the wealth you generate rather than having it sucked up by all the existing billionaires who would chew you up, extract every penny they could then spit you out, which is extra difficult because now you’re in an intersection of minorities.
And even if you succeeded you’d be a billionaire, and I don’t think those people are actually very fulfilled.
If I was a cartoon femboy, I’m pretty sure a few of those existing billionaires would be my simps.
That thought is, and I cannot stress this enough, legitimately horrifying. Do you lnow how many of them went to Epstein’s island?
These are people who can make nearly anything happen to you, and they don’t even have to lift a finger.
I feel like you just told me that Mordor will be great because you’ll just put on the One Ring, get Sauron’s attention then flash him your tits and he’ll be horny so you’ll be golden.
Better me than some kids, right? 🤷🏻♂️
Step 1. Press the button until you have both Step 2. Give all the money away
Only ethical way of becoming a billionaire
Staying a billionaire wouldn’t be however :3
I really don’t wanna become a bilkionaore but…
So instant billionaire or future billionaire?
“God dammit. Rich again!”
Wait hang on there’s a pictures for sad children about this.
Oh man, I miss PFSC
That’s actually a beautiful saying. I’m gonna hang onto that for a while and if it continues to ring true I’m gonna start using it.
:D
Like, even if you didn’t wanna be a femboy, that’s a hot femboy.
One one hand I absolutely despise capitalists, on the othe hand I really want to look like that (but in a very not cis and very sis way)
just become one of the knights of charlemagne and fuck lots of people.
No thanks, im Asexual
If I get the money I’ll just use it to start my life over as a cute and mousy cottage core lady.
Transformed into someone young and healthy? You can keep the money.
Ew. Rather not…
Worry about who was exploited for all that money.
It’s magic. Just like the transformation.
What if it was exclusively enthusiastic Fox News viewers?
I wouldn’t want to exploit the already overexploited mentally ill people
more exploitation for me to do
Can I just be a millionaire? 750,000 aire? Tbh 300,000 would solve every conceivable problem in my life
Easily. Step 1: become a billionaire, as in the image. Step 2: create 999 millionaires. Congratulations, you’re now a millionaire!