Image transcription: Woman in a diner wearing a t-shirt that says ‘my other ride is his beard’.
So… I have to know if this means literally she rides his face, or if it’s a reference to the dudes lesbian partner who beards for him.
This is a good shirt for a lesbian. Confusing :)
As a lesbian, I like the second option.
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A beard is a woman who is with a man so the man can appear as straight.
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Yeah my first thought was the second one lol.
I really disliked this need that my generation had to make the most benign shit sound like it was life changing. “Met this legend!” or “It was Epic!” Please stop, none of this is true.
Thus is the continuing evolution of language. When people say, “this sandwich is awesome/terrific,” nobody is bothered that they don’t literally mean the sandwich has filled them with immense awe or terror. These are just the new words entering common parlance and being softened.
Crazy redundant. Had to make the hard choice of either cropping or giving credit.
Would you rather have unsolicited awesomeness or unsolicited toxicity ? Gotta pick one, cause it’s the internet
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I’ll allow it
