X chromosomes are stored in the balls
Partially true
Leaked Nudes of Elon musk.
X-Men Origins?
XXX-Men Orgasms
Apparently masterbating 34 times in a single day is one time too many
Her: I’m a virgin
My penis:
“And this kids is why you need to be very careful when operating the band saw.”
Lmfao when I read this and I thought awww! A wholesome one!
I am become Linux, user of arch
It’s a feminine penis.
Dear Levi’s, I am writing to inform you that my recent purchase of “Men’s Ribozyme Pant - the only jean that contours to your biology” has spliced my legs off.
In retrospect, I realize I should have been more judicious in my jean selection.
Consider this my formal request for a refund.
The male determines the sex of the offspring.
*animorphs into chromosome
Scientists finally reached their goal of genetically engineering human legs to be extremely bendy, invisible at the knee, and Voltronable at the ankle through even fuzzy socks in 2034.
Legosome
Wearing comfy socks is in my DNA
When you have a godly sized dong but can’t use it because it’s attached to your Siamese twins’ huge dong.
