• 3 dogs in a trenchcoat@slrpnk.netOP
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      We are now sharing your soul with our trusted third parties. Your soul may be shared with our 9,728 partners. Please go to this link to opt out individually from every single one

      Satan [opt out] [legitimate interest] Evil Wizard [opt out] [legitimate interest] The Skull [opt out] [legitimate interests] Your mum [opt out] [legitimate interests]

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        Would literally rather have my data go to an evil wizard than an evil capitalist. At least the wizard would find an interesting way to devastate my existence, instead of the capitalist’s boring dystopia.

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      If your privacy wasn’t respected, your data would be worth a lot less!

  • odium@programming.dev
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    Only half of those should be “You cannot sue us”, the other half should be “we can do whatever tf we want with your data”.

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    Meanwhile valve: You can now sue us. Please dont make us arbitrate.