• Vespair@lemm.ee
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      Maggie’s boobs weighed [69] pounds which was [2], [2], [2] much, so she went down [51]st street to see Dr. [X}; after an [8] hour operation she was [flip calculator]

      Is it sad that I still remember this calculator joke verbatim from middle school?