• NegativeLookBehind
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    311 months ago

    masturbates furiously into an envelope in the lobby

    Hi, I’d like to deposit this please, the savings account will be fine.

  • @[email protected]
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    311 months ago

    And don’t forget, the FDIC would give somebody else’s back to you, in case there’s a run on the bank.

    • @MaddisonOP
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      611 months ago

      Rumor has it that the deposits far outnumber the withdrawals :')