Panel 2 is true for me, but that just means I take any available time off if someone wants extra hours, and used my sick time already by May.
Fuuuuuuuck. Like… Fuck.
Like… Fuck.
Got me pegged.
Sure, but what does that have to do with this comic?
I’m feeling very called out right now.
Here’s hoping you have an incapacitating breakdown soon
You’ve got this! Fyi, there are rumors of layoffs, despite all your added hours recently, by the way.
I’m in the third year of my incapacitating breakdown. It’s not as nice as I imagined it to be.
As a small business owner (with no employees)! Help! I have the flu and need a day off but can’t stop or the business dies! Need an employee so I can take holidays or sick days, but hiring someone would require even more effort!
At least when I shit on company time, I feel like I’m sticking it to myself.
Small business owner with 5 part time employees.
Wait until you do payroll and think to yourself “do i really need a day off”?
That’s a pretty good gig. You get to benefit from shitting on company time while knowing exactly how it impacts the company without any ability to improve it
New corporate policy. No solid foods.
Oh you still shit. It’s just unfathomably worse.
Fiber is your friend.
Yeah I found myself really jealous of folks that were laidoff. One guy was like, I’m not sure what I’m going to do for the next year but it includes planting some trees. I still think that sounds just awesome
Since I’ll never retire I think I’m going to start doing two years on, one year off.
What world do you live in where a layoff means you get a year to plant trees?
In the US we’d die by like week 3 of not having a job, and lose our homes and be criminally homeless by 6 weeks. In that order.
This hits way too close to home.
deleted by creator
